Disclaimer

Let me start off this blog by saying, I’ve never had an original thought. Ever. I’m a perpetual “me too” –er. Seriously, D starts her own business, I start my own business; Jilly G moves to California, I move to California; The King goes back to school, I go back to school; Carrie writes a Christmas letter, I write a Christmas letter…..peer-pressure much? And, yes Mom, if my friends decided to jump off a bridge, I’d be right there with them. So, since Jilly G has started a blog about her latest travel adventures, I must respond with a resounding “me too!!!”

Secondly, I never follow through. With anything. My life is a compilation of unfinished projects. Scrapbooks, journals, cross-stitching, crafts, relationships, marriages, school – all fall into the “it was fun for a while, but I got bored” category. I’d like to think it’s because I’m so above it all (riiiiiight) that I get bored easily, but in reality it’s just because I’m lazy and have the attention span of a gnat. (Although if you think about it, gnats have a pretty long attention span because they keep hovering around forever until you kill them, but I digress.) So I’m predicting this blog won’t last an entire year. You should get in on the pool now to predict when it ends.

Next, let me assure you that I will most likely offend some of you. You know my philosophy on that...if you don’t like it, change the channel. Not to worry, I won’t be waxing poetic on politics. Just. Don’t. Care. I will probably also plagiarize, exaggerate, and break all kinds of copyright laws. However, suing me for all I’m worth might get you a few crates of scrapbooking supplies. (Secret’s out – I ain’t rich.) However, to enable us all to maintain some sense of dignity, I’ll be using stage names for my fellow cast members.

Bored yet? Why yes, yes I am.